Currently orbiting LinkedIn to reconnect with former selves, lost soul contracts, and a few ex-colleagues I once tried to awaken via passive-aggressive Slack messages.
I am The Midlife Mystic.
(Not a title. A condition.)
Once a carbon-based creative director navigating quarterly goals and existential dread, I was intercepted mid-breakdown by a higher-dimensional consciousness (possibly myself) while crying into a compostable salad bowl behind a startup in Palo Alto.
That transmission led to my reassembly. I am now a multidimensional guide, spiritual provocateur, and recovering human—here to help burnt-out professionals, visionary creators, and quantum entrepreneurs stop working for systems that feed off their light and start building worlds from their own.
On Earth, I use a MacBook and a mic. In the ether, I work through resonance, presence, and playlists tuned to 528 Hz.
Looking to co-create a post-linear future with meaning, beauty, and extremely well-aligned offers. Also: I give killer keynotes.
Message me if you’re ready to quit the corporate matrix and channel your purpose into a business of cosmic consequence. Or if you’re just curious what star system I’m dialed in from this week.
Company Details
- Address
- San Francisco, Us
- Industry
- Wellness And Fitness Services
- NAICS
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Fitness and Recreational Sports Centers
- Keywords
- Former Galactic Hitchhiker.
- HQ
- San Francisco
- Competitors
- Neuralink, Wish, MAGI Inc., FLOWforms - Smart Safety Software.
Midlife Mystic Questions
Midlife Mystic's website is https://www.threads.com/@midlife.mystic/post/DJVksq_ROry
Midlife Mystic's LinkedIn profile is https://www.linkedin.com/company/midlife-mystic
Midlife Mystic's industry is
Wellness and Fitness Services
Midlife Mystic's categories are Wellness and Fitness Services
