Spoonie writer proofreader email format

Welcome to my Linkedin page! I am a freelance proofreader, writer (fiction and content), and habilitation provider, who also happens to be a spoonie. Despite living with chronic intractable pain, I have a sharp eye that can catch typos and poor grammar a mile away. If your soon-to-be-published book has already been professionally edited and can use another pair of eyes before publishing, please consider me for the job. To ensure we are a good writer/proofreader fit, I will proofread your first 1000 words for FREE!* (*First 10 people who email me). For more about me, check out my website: https://wordpress.com/stats/day/spooniewriter.wordpress.com If you like my work and want to hire me to proofread your entire novel, the price will range from one to two cents, .01-.02 cents per word, depending on the quality of your text. Mentioning my chronic pain may seem like a huge no-no to some, but I believe in being honest and prefer to work with people who respect and reciprocate that honesty and transparency. I welcome any and all questions regarding my experience You can rest assure that I will only work with ONE client at a time. However, I do suffer from multiple chronic illnesses that prevent me from guaranteeing 24-hour or less turn-around times the way other proofreaders can. What I CAN guarantee is: hard work, full access to my red pen eyes, and depending on the length of your manuscript, an estimated, pre-quoted turn-around time that I will do everything in my power to beat. Can't afford a proofreader but REALLY need one? Let's talk: with the right person, I'd be willing to consider offering free proofreading services in exchange for marketing services. You can email me at: spooniewriter@gmail.com with any questions. :)