Hadoop all day.

In charge of engineering for all things related to data science.

Built distributed systems and internal tooling for data science and data engineering.

Did minimal evil things.

I run all the data sciencefrom conception to productionto front-end error checkin'. My autonomous text generation bot summed it up best when it called me, "hot-to-trot nerd-chieftain."

Father of a Twitter-bot that automatically replied to a certain politician's tweets with the most similar sentence in hitler's mein kampf. That is, until it was suspended by Twitter...President and founder of the Twitter Suspension Club. Assisted with using Syrian Civil War data to predict war crimes.Automatically identified which countries a government document is about using named-entity recognition as labels for an SVM classifier.Created an interactive map and chart in D3 based on Ashley Madison user data. http://gifsandgraphs.com/Dear-Ashley-MadisonUsed MTA data to optimize deployment of a non-profit’s street team.Scraped website data and used text mining in order to show the effect of violent media consumption on violent crime using linear regression.Calculated the contributing factors for heart disease using supervised machine learning classification. Wrote a program to brute-force analyze multiple models across differing hyper-parameters. Created a D3 visualization illustrating the accuracy of various models and features for predicting heart disease. 
http://gifsandgraphs.com/Heart-Disease-D3Predicted the passage of federal legislation using natural language processing, logistic regression and clustering. Used unsupervised machine learning to train custom sentiment analysis.Used text processing and dimensionality reduction with word2vec to predict restaurant health code violations with Yelp data. Ensembled multiple models to increase accuracy. Model tested and performed well in a data science competition. http://gifsandgraphs.com/Winning-KaggleDesigned a method for visually quantifying sport training fatigue. Created a system for controlling home lighting via voice recognition and network connectivity of family members.

Antitrust lawyer for Japanese corporate clients. Cases covered a broad range of topics from medical patents to video game code.