I am from an alternate universe, which is quite different from yours. I got my first job as a Cashier at McDonald's in 2014 at 17 years old, and started my famous YouTube channel, Albertsstuff, a month later. In 2017, I began to work at SpaceX. where I, not Rick, I invented time travel. In 2018, I traveled back in time to 1973, where I became the Supreme Leader of the United States. My reign was ended in 2005 by Richard Astley and the McDonald's Cashier Alliance. From then on, he was my enemy. When war started in 2018, I fought against the U.S.A, but when Richard Astley disappeared into the multiverse, I looked at my copies of his research and blueprints, and tried to find him and kill him. It feels like I've been searching for an eternity, and I've definitely aged at least 10 years, and I think I finally found the right universe.