Hello my name is Bob Dole, and I have extreme Erectile Dysfunction (ED). I have worked in many prestigious jobs, and studied at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna. I am also an established author, collaborating with Dr. Seuss on many of his books for children. After this I worked as CEO of Germany, where I caused a lot of economic improvements. However I had some, let's say, issues with some groups and countries, which led me to leave the company. Ever since then I have been living in Argentina, and pursued an acting career, scoring the main role in The Godfather. Right now I am working as a military contractor hoping to regain my status as CEO of Germany and re-implement my policies.