Experienced Book Seller a-- No, that's no good. I want to WRITE. I can't very well use the bio LI has assigned me. I have to show you I can do it. I have to show myself.I woke up this morning with gunk in my eyes and the world's worst case of dandruff-but-not-really filling the bed around me. You see, in my almost 32 years living I've managed to pick up both a rare form of brain cancer and, more recently, a painful and debilitating case of shingles - which, it turns out, is not just a disease for little old ladies with varicose veins. (Shout out to those little old ladies, by the way, because that shit knocks you on your ass. Hard.)And so I plan to spend whatever time I have left writing and talking about my experiences in the hopes of one day amounting to the inspiration for John Green's next bestselling teen tragedy.
Listed skills include Microsoft Office, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Word, English, and 18 others.