Chris Cyr Email and Phone Number

Chris Cyr is a senior-level management consultant providing services in the finance/tech arenas. He prefers contract work to W2 gigs. He’ll pass a drug test and his credit score is okay. That’s rare these days.A skilled business analyst, who also has more than a decade of corporate accounting experience. He’s seen things "that'll turn you white," as famed philosopher Winston Zedmore once said. He long ago realized that "the purpose of any company is to ensure the further existence of the company." But recently, he's had the terrifying realization that even that truism is being undermined by the emergent growth culture dominating corporate America.The purpose of the company is to make the company attractive to potential buyers of the company, or to blow the company up and sell the pieces off at prices that guarantee the shareholders never have to fly commercial airlines again. He's working on a pithier way to say that.This consulting thing he's doing is a day job, and he never loses sleep over anything related to it. He's mostly a stand-up comic. Chris tours nationally, performing at clubs, theaters, and independent venues for a variety of audiences. His album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through a major label on Apple Music, Spotify, and anywhere else you can stream live comedy.You wouldn't think stand-up comedy helps in the world of management and IT consulting, but weirdly, it does. His eleven years in the game has helped Chris become pretty great at working on change management projects where stakeholders are on edge or hostile towards the project’s goals, and effective communication is critical for success. And you know how on IT projects, you always have those employees who grouse and complain about how they don't need a new CRM and don't understand why "we can't do things the way we've always done them?" He loves talking to those employees and improving their outlook.As far as endorsements go, a Fortune 1000 CIO once said "He's suave and dashing, with a smile that'll make you forget your troubles, even as he's writing a report explaining that executive compensation at your company is out of control and the best path forward is to fire half of top management, including you." Or something like that. Chris knows hardly anyone actually reads these "About" sections as evidenced by the fifteen hundred unread messages offering him jobs, even though he's had this career-killing bio up for about 18 months now. And yeah, he’s got LinkedIn Premium money