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Suriname

Full service management of IT installation life cycle, including sourcing and launching of satellite, shipping logistics for container delivery to an isolated area, installation of the solar electricity grid, sourcing of machines and software, and project closeout with local elders. Forced to use stupid Agile management techniques due to high variability. Initial survey results indicate the community is "very satisfied" with the installation of Sony PS4s.Full stack front and back end… Show more Full service management of IT installation life cycle, including sourcing and launching of satellite, shipping logistics for container delivery to an isolated area, installation of the solar electricity grid, sourcing of machines and software, and project closeout with local elders. Forced to use stupid Agile management techniques due to high variability. Initial survey results indicate the community is "very satisfied" with the installation of Sony PS4s.Full stack front and back end JAVA, SQL, Python, C+, B+, A+, and D-. Show less

Worldwide

Leveraged my military training to provide personal and technical security to dignitaries and other high-value targets.The average success rate (client survived) in moderately complex scenarios was 61%, in high risk scenarios it was 12%.Developed my widely used gun safety "Gun Safety over Drinks" to address client boredom with the topic. Used by 91% of gun safety professionals on TikTok.

Worldwide

Let's face it - very few people read all the words in a contract. I take advantage of that! I was the guy who read it all and inserted text to benefit my client. Examples include several large events at major destination resorts - I included text requiring pools to be colored yellow and that each guest room contain 3 DVDs featuring Mia Khalifa. I also altered menus in several Hawaiian locations to require haggis on the breakfast menu.JAVA, PMP, CMP, Ph.D., M.D., D.O., DNP, and full… Show more Let's face it - very few people read all the words in a contract. I take advantage of that! I was the guy who read it all and inserted text to benefit my client. Examples include several large events at major destination resorts - I included text requiring pools to be colored yellow and that each guest room contain 3 DVDs featuring Mia Khalifa. I also altered menus in several Hawaiian locations to require haggis on the breakfast menu.JAVA, PMP, CMP, Ph.D., M.D., D.O., DNP, and full stack JAVA, AI, machine learning, and Busta Rhymes. Show less

Phairfax, Oh

Managed all aspects of building and opening a new restaurant, including site selection, building contractors, menu choice, and sourcing supplies. The budget was 2.34 million, including six direct reports and seven vendors. The location was ultimately unsuccessful because the only land available was 4.3 miles from the highway and was next to a motorcycle gang bar. Customer surveys indicated an 8.8/10 rating when asked about fear level patronizing the location.The strategy was to buy… Show more Managed all aspects of building and opening a new restaurant, including site selection, building contractors, menu choice, and sourcing supplies. The budget was 2.34 million, including six direct reports and seven vendors. The location was ultimately unsuccessful because the only land available was 4.3 miles from the highway and was next to a motorcycle gang bar. Customer surveys indicated an 8.8/10 rating when asked about fear level patronizing the location.The strategy was to buy very inexpensive foods such as Carl Buddig meat and day-old bread to reduce costs. We also selected an area where enforcement is insufficient to effectively police labor laws. It was a great strategy I learned from Warren Buffet.Python, SPS, SRS, Mindvision, and Lasso Show less

United States

I invented the Bugaboo jacket. Initially, a concept to placate people who constantly whined about being cold, it evolved into a best seller.