Cliff Mccloe Email & Phone Number

PZZZZOW! A shimmering, glowing portal opens up next to you. A familiar-looking person steps through.YOU: What is happening?FAMILIAR LOOKING PERSON (FLP): You're looking sad, friend.YOU: Uh, well, my organization has a story to tell but...FLP: ...you can't find the right copywriter and creative lead to, well, lead you.YOU: You read my mind.FLP: (snickers) You have no idea. Let me guess: you need a versatile, client-facing creative with 10+ years of experience conceptualizing, writing, editing, researching, and developing copy and content strategy for things like video, SEO-driven websites, email, blogs, advertising, marketing campaigns, and other digital content.YOU: But how did you...?FLP: You want a content writer who is quick on their feet. Maybe an actual professional improviser, someone who collaborates with their teammates to make up wonderful things on the spot.YOU: Wait...is that my coat? Are you wearing my coat?FLP: (Shrugs) Maybe a senior copywriter who wrote an award-winning social media campaign that built 120M impressions in 2 weeks, someone who wrote and creative-directed hundreds of explainer videos, someone who has worked across multiple industries, like healthcare, SaaS, telecom, artificial intelligence, internal communications, medical devices, change management...YOU: Okay, now you're just keyword stuffing...FLP: No...YOU ARE!YOU: (speechless)FLP: You're almost there...YOU: (more dumbfounded expressions)FLP: You'll get there. Okay, you'd love to have someone who will keep the dialogue lively and on point from the kickoff meeting to the final delivery. Maybe a steely-blue-eyed rascal who can lead the deep-dive strategy session and walk 20 miles in the audience’s shoes. A jolly (which is code for 'mildly rotund') chap dedicated to collaborating with his team to bring the best concepts forward and who isn't afraid to pitch the hell out of them. Someone who'll push his fellow creatives to do their best and who'll make everyone want to come back for more.YOU: You better wrap it up. The LinkedIn About section has a 2600-character limit.FLP: Fair enough. Let's cut to the chase. Just say, "Get Me Cliff McCloe."YOU: Get me Cliff McCloe.FLP: Get me Cliff McCloe.YOU/FLP TOGETHER: (At the top of our lungs) Get me Cliff McCloe!A steely-blue-eyed, mildly rotund and majorly confused Cliff McCloe appears out of nowhere.YOU: Wait. You're...?FLP: Yes, I'm Future You. You've already hired Cliff and you-well, we-are the toast of the company.YOU: We're so smart.CLIFF MCCLOE: Anybody want some waffles?