I’ve put off writing this for a while. I hate these biographies. They’re dumb. They’re always in the third person too, like they’ve been written by some magical writer who has never met the all-important Mr. Schepleng. I don’t think people read this. Who cares? I was born in Annapolis, grew up in Pasadena (not that one), and I’ve been doing creative for a long time—ever since I was fifteen. My first job was editing a Federal Student Aid commercial. I bought golf clubs and used them twice.The truth is you can’t get to know someone from a paragraph. You know how you get to know someone? Coffee. I’m really good at getting coffee. Even virtual coffee. Let’s get coffee and talk about how we can do some awesome work together.Recently, I moved from Baltimore to Los Angeles to connect with folks out here to do great creative work in the sun.