I'm a sprightly individual who's been in zero gravity and stood my ground. I once fought off a tiger and made him lose his stripes while fending off poachers who later gave me a ride back to town. Sharks don't consider me chum but rather a friend. At restaurants waiters tip me and I've never asked for a refill. They just fill it. I'm allowed to pump my own gas in New Jersey and I violated Prop 65 in California not once, but twice unscathed. The European GDRP doesn’t effect me or my east coast family. I offended a bag of Doritos because I ate only one Dorito and make Minute Rice instantly. I've turned greens into reds and vitamins into minerals. Lawyers are honest with me and my whey protein prices never rise. I'm a black belt in every martial art and taught Mr. Miagi everything he knows. I beat Chuck Norris with a submission in his guard immediately after he pulled it. I know where the side walk ends and Mr Grinch has always treated me with respect. Michael Jackson learned all his dance moves from me and I once touched MC Hammer by accident. I'm Justin Beiber's mojo and have been called a DSHEA cowboy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy makes sense to me. You're always right, I always know exactly what to say, and I can read your mind. However, I still haven't found the next big venture in the nutraceutical game.
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