How do I summarize this?Okay, I am a published author and illustrator, see Amazon under Dara Boland, but now that my books sell for a penny, I am working for my homeowners association, which is a load o fun. Seriously, every day is different in a deed restricted community and although there are occasions when I must keep plastic forks hidden, it is all good.Marist College grad, certified School librarian, but I cannot work around the little tykes without contracting all the various pneumonias and influenzas they carry in their little backpacks.