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The first thing you deserve to know is that I have recently founded a Nonprofit Company that will have made and spent $19,498,050,000 USD before the close of the next calendar year. The second is that I am an amateur in the realm of powerful business and titanic funds expenditure. What I believe firmly is that on the strength of my conviction, dedication and charisma, I will gather a daily Internet audience of no less than 1.5 billion people. I will broadcast five individual sixty second hand-crafted advertisements for respective paying customers. Brands of any and all genres will have access to an international viewership TEN TIMES greater than that of the annual American Super Bowl, which comes intending to view this product endorsement, without leaving valuable attention to chance. In return for this exposure, Zero Fail Solutions asks for $0.01 from the respective Brand for each view. This means they pay three times the cost of a Super Bowl commercial, for a time slot twice as long, and as previously mentioned, to over ten times the number of interested consumers. At five ads running per day, and having the audience consider coming for those few minutes five days per week, this means Zero Fail earns a non-taxable $75 million per day, and $375 million per week.The reason this is a Nonprofit, and not an up-and-coming tech marketing firm is because in order to sustain our title and privileges, we will directly spend 99.9999% of company income on purchasing bulk food supplies, bottled water and Lifestraw units, medicinal kits, Civic and infrastructural development, Wells, energy solutions, insect-borne disease prevention nets, short term and emergency housing units, technology and communications equipment, clothing, and rent for anyone without a home. Due to the nearly non-existent continuous costs of operating the Company, this means the virtual entirety of our revenue is liquid, and nearly immediately available for the purchase and shipping.

Listed skills include Solution Selling, Solution Implementation, Online Marketing, Social Media Marketing, and 12 others.