I am an agile figure, often seen speed-walking and munching on oreos. I have been known to remodel drones in my lunch breaks, making them more aerodynamically efficient. I translate Bangalore slang for the Tamil homies, I write heart-wrenching poems, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I listen to Taylor Swift for hours on end.I am an egotistic artist, an abstract analyst and a ruthless eater. Using only a stick and a bisleri bottle, I once single-handedly defended a cafe from a horde of ferocious deer. I play the keyboard, I was scouted by Manchester United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I cook 2 minute Maggi in 90 seconds. I am an expert in origami, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Whitefield.I balance, I sing, I dance, I frolic and my assignments are all overdue. I do not perspire. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have won snowball-fights in Chennai, pani-puri eating competitions in Jaipur, and Fortnite tournaments at the Taj Mahal. I have completed Sekiro, I have cosplayed shin-chan and I have read 'The fault in our stars' without crying.But I have not yet graduated college.