Director, but make it Creative.

I write stuff but also lead stuff, because I am in my 30s and that is what we call career progress.

I still write stuff.

I write ads.

I work on a lot of stuff (Macy's, Virgin Atlantic, Nellie's Free Range Eggs) on a lot of different media (digital, social, traditional, neo-classical, baroque, etc.) and there are dogs in our office.

Started as a Creative Coordinator (essentially an assistant to Creative Directors), worked my way up to Copywriter after a year.I've conceptualized and written campaigns for TV, print, digital, social, OOH, emails, experiential stunts, and pretty much everything else a giant monolith like Ogilvy does.Brands I've written for: -Kotex -NASCAR-IKEA-Fanta-Coca-Cola-Coke Zero-Nestle-Philips Norelco-Caterpillar

-Managed the company's social media. -Wrote blog posts about trends and insights in the national/regional housing markets. -Created a series of infographics, even though I hate that word. The infographics increased average daily views by 200%.-Established monthly communications schedules and strategies.-Interpreted thousands of data metrics on the regional real estate market and used it to create dozens of monthly multi-page reports on current and future trends. Had to analyze real estate data (something I knew nothing about) and turn it into reports any idiot could understand. -Conceptualized and created two brand new regional monthly reports.-Managed all intra-company communications, coordinating with the programming, testing, customer service, and executive departments of the company.-Organized, promoted, and helped manage/run local business events.

Managed social media accounts.Conceptualized, researched, and wrote informative blog posts about the global retail industry, specifically focusing on the effects of mobile devices.Successfully weathered the nightmare of working under two bosses who were dating each other.

Named and helped create Taberna Retail, a consulting company begun in partnership with the ad agency WONGDOODY.Managed social media accounts.Wrote white papers and strategic analyses for clients such as Microsoft.Took business trips as the third wheel to two bosses who were dating each other; never doing that again.