Seeker of Zen, actor, author, artist, engineer, pilot, physicist, musician, member of MENSA, finds interesting ways to detonate things.Life long Wing Chun practitioner, enjoys cursing...a lot, background extra, soldier of fortune, world traveler, bon-vivant, mildly proficient illustrator, international lover, casual hero, junior welterweight boxer, oddly talented with a .308. Ancient disputes settled, kidnapped victims rescued, soft targets located, equations solved, finder of lost souls, gray work performed. Still no reply from the Hemingway family despite the DNA test.Networks fortified, Tigers rescued, Pumas trimmed, Emu's consoled, new explosives tested, dodgy aircraft flown. Buckshot Yankee solved and sent back to it's originator.Discoverer of Illudium Phosdex²⁴³, the shaving cream atom. President of the Richard P. Feynman Quantum Electro Dynamics Bongo Night Hot Spot and Strip Club Think Tank [ Cairo, Beijing, Venice ], A recurring lecturer at the Banzai Institute for Biomedical Research and Strategic Information, and an Honorary member of the Volcano Reclamation Society and Orange Flavored Syrup of Ipecac Fanciers Associations of Rome, Paris, Moscow, Tokyo, Paraguay, Luxembourg, Poughkeepsie, Minsk, Tierra del Fuego, Truk, Yap and Berwick Upon Tweed.Standard package for extracurricular activities: A plain brown Tyvek sack with the target/mission dossier, timetables, 6 Iridium Pre-GPS burner Sat-phones and 5 Kali Linux terminals delivered to a mail forwarding PO Box in Reykjavik. Don't bother tracing it, the trail will go cold after Tangiers, 8 for 8 so far.Team includes elements from 75th Rangers - 7th and 10th groups, coupla retired Delta guys and the odd DEVGRU folks. Logistics terms include a fueled and serviceable C-130 with no transponder, 150,000 lbs extra fuel, a list of poorly monitored airfields globally, non-refundable 500K operating funds in US cash or current negotiable securities upfront and at least one seasoned ground branch asset on hot stand by for the duration, local security team provided. Please include 40 lbs of Creamed Spinach for the Llama. Final fees in uncut De Biers diamonds to be air dropped over the Yukon Territories, location to be broadcast on the 300 mega cycles band 30 minutes prior to drop. Send inquiries to: The Rodriguez Brothers, c/o Howard Johnson’s, I-93 corridor, BrainTree, Massachusetts 02169 USA, Men’s room, third stall along, behind the hot water pipes, turn the tap 3 full turns to the right, push the copper pipe 5 inches until it clicks, listen for the 'ding' then ask for Ramone.