Engineering a virus that was strong enough to kill off the elderly, but weak enough to get governments to not take it seriously so it could spread throughout the entire world was probably the biggest challenge. A lot of my super villain coworkers said it couldn’t be done. Even the illuminati canceled funding half way though the project. The happy moral of the story is that even little evil thoughts can blossom into evil that caused 6.3 million deaths around the globe if you put in hard work and determination. One part of the job I did not enjoy was getting lost in a deep cave trying to catch a bat to accept and transmit the early virus. No one likes shots? But I learned especially not bats. They are basically flying rodents with sonar, and I’m not making excuses but they definitely had the upper hand being able to use sonar in a dark cave system to sh*t all over me. It was literally bat sh*t crazy.

I spearheaded the marketing of Counterfeit Kryptonian to other super villains. I pitched the idea to Lex in 2001 and he agreed it was brilliant. The green plastic was my idea. By the time villains finally caught on, it was too late and superman had a field day, which definitely helped slim down rivalry villain competition for Lex. The operation was really just a part time gig and helped to pay the bills.