MARKETING IS 51% MAGIC, 33% GRIT, 19% EXPERIENCE, 4% WHISKEY, AND 0% MATH.Hello! I’m the founder and CEO of PenguinCat Creative, a copywriting agency helmed by a crack team of award-winning screenwriters, renegade digital marketers, and whip-smart copywriters who know how to engage and entertain your audience through thoughtful creativity and high-converting sales strategies.We’re here to help YOU make MORE sales, convert MORE customers, and have MORE fun in your business.(All while sounding pretty damn snazzy.)We offer a shame-free guarantee!There’s enough shame, guilt, and pushiness in the world. That’s why we never engage in bro-marketing nonsense. (And we don’t work with clients who want to add to that noise.) Instead, we believe sales start with treating your audience with respect!Through deep research, over 15+ years of experience –– and a slightly magical intuitive process –– we serve them the right stories and information at the right time to help them make an INFORMED DECISION. AKA, we make YOU the answer to their problem. (Without all the typical fear or scarcity tactics.)Our clients often burst into happy tears after reading my copy. That’s because they feel so seen and fall in LOVE with their business all over again after working together. Of course, that all comes with VERY tangible benefit$ – like 20x ROIs, click-through rates of 80%, and surprise 7-figure launches for their offers and products.Check out our website to see some of our results and check out our packages! Specialties: Marketing, copywriting, writing and directing comedy, digital media, branded entertainment, editing, graphic design, drinking whiskey, fighting wolves. One of those isn't true.