Fancy P Email & Phone Number

Fancy P is a Priciple R-Keytect at Make IT Rain Cloud Industries at Make IT Rain Cloud Industries.

• Priciple Architcect

  Make It Rain Cloud Industries

  Jan 1981 - Present - Everywhere

  Principle architect of a two-node super-computer.Diagnosed and solved processes for identifying and eliminating massive amounts of bullshit. This was then automated to scale, only to find that the ever increasing level of bullshit was proportionally growing faster than the scale of supercomputing automation. This project was changed from eliminating bullshit to cataloging and searching bullshit, adding captioned images, then made ready for the "Motivation Poster" time period that was experienced in most of the American work places - throughout the eighties and nineties. Recently the same bullshit meter was deployed in various industries for use by Senior and "C" Level management. Scaling and consuming all 16,000 available CPU's in an AWS batch computer environment in less than 45 min. The level of bullshit produced by those involved resulted in a catastrophic meltdown, leading to project abandonment. Early adopter of the ARPANET and compute resource for SETI. Analyzed and computed 2MB of data over a 6 year period, gaining the prestigious STARB award (Strategic Tenacious Analytical Research Bitch).Profession development and team building through the re-enacting and dramatization of the complete works of Don Knuth.

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  Concern School Of Super Computing

  Molecular Algorithms Mappings, Single Cell Structure