I'm still pedaling these g*ddamn hills with your melted Crappuccino® trying to find your f'n office!Note: This is a version of "Two Truths and a Lie" as I do, in fact, have two master's degrees (from Iowa and SF State), but I never actually worked for Kozmo.com. I was, however, fascinated by their meteoric rise and spectacular flame-out while I was working at various tech firms in San Francisco at the time."Kozmo.com was a venture-capital-funded online company that promised free… Show more I'm still pedaling these g*ddamn hills with your melted Crappuccino® trying to find your f'n office!Note: This is a version of "Two Truths and a Lie" as I do, in fact, have two master's degrees (from Iowa and SF State), but I never actually worked for Kozmo.com. I was, however, fascinated by their meteoric rise and spectacular flame-out while I was working at various tech firms in San Francisco at the time."Kozmo.com was a venture-capital-funded online company that promised free one-hour delivery of "games, [DVD]s, music, mags, books, food," and Starbucks coffee in several major cities in the United States. It was founded by young investment bankers Joseph Park and Yong Kang in March 1998 in New York City, and was out of business by April 2001. The company is often referred to as an example of the dot-com bubble." Show less