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New York City Metropolitan Area

Wrote 2024 TV commercial (Focus testing: outperformed benchmarks for brand appeal, likeability, and behavior change by over 10%)New paid social campaigns drove 30% reduction in cost-per-lead and 15% increase in high-value Lifetime subscriptionsCreated brand voice and copy standards during company-wide rebrand

New York City Metropolitan Area

Wrote B2C content for email, web, paid social, UX, influencer affiliates, brand partners, and organic socialServed as lead script writer for 2023 TV commercialUsed Figma, Miro, Trello, ClickUp, frame.io, and Google Workspace while working with cross-functional performance and growth marketing teams

Chicago, Illinois, United States

Wrote social media content, headlines, and feature jokesBrainstormed and pitched large-scale projectsContributed to brand-new Onion Gamers Network, reaching 40k+ Twitter followers in six months Provided content for “Onion Gamer Expo” interactive feature

Produced punchy, sharp copy for a variety of freelance clients, including: Dunkin’ Donuts, PowerStop Brakes, The National Park Service, and LA Mayor Karen Bass Edited BARK Post blog, optimizing content for SEO and coordinating with staff veterinarians for accuracyWrote for video, web, newsletters, print, and B2B marketingWorked with Onion Labs, The Onion’s.

Chicago, Illinois, United States

Grew near-zero-budget podcast to over 120,000 downloads in first seasonInterviewed SNL writers, TV actors, and prominent comediansLead entire production (writing, hosting, recording, editing)A.V. Club: “Pitch-perfect... Packed with laugh-out-loud jokes”My dad: “I thought it was not bad”

Chicago, IL

Developed company website from the ground up, including writing copy and UX designWrote and revised customer submittal documents for 50+ complex construction installationsBalanced multiple projects at a time, completing each on time and on budgetCollaborated with multi-functional team on new company standards documentAnalyzed technical specifications to.

Chicago, Illinois, United States

Collaborated on ad copy with episode sponsors Jackbox Games, Basecamp, Field Notes, Iron Galaxy, and ShawnimalsAchieved over 80,000 downloads in first seasonProduced five-city live show tourBuilt "Super-PAC Name Generator" interactive siteBlackSeltzer: “Smart jokes and excellent production”My dad: "I don't like the singing"

Chicago, IL

Write, produce, and edit commercial videos and short filmsProgram and design automated control for commercial AV systems using tclCreate custom instruction manuals and provide hands-on training with customersDesign custom speakers for event spaces using SolidWorks and AutoCAD

Chicago, IL

Managed teams of 30+ people across multiple disciplines on over $12 million in CPG capital projectsBalanced multiple projects at a time, completing each on time and on budgetWrote and presented reports to corporate leadership group

Houston, TX

Designed drill pipe assembly unit using SolidWorks modeling software Developed safety gate and automated guide arm in lead design roleExpanded knowledge of industry practices and design standards

Calgary, AB

Developed new oilfield machinery on team of industry veteransImproved space efficiency of oil rig drive unit control console Broadened knowledge of drafting and Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP)Enhanced skills in SolidWorks modeling and designing

Houston, TX

Created print advertising and multimedia for company websiteProgrammed automated US Grant Database and prior art searches related to proposed projectDesigned and implemented new lab equipment to triple pipetting efficiency

Created print advertising and multimedia for company websiteProgrammed automated US Grant Database and prior art searches related to proposed projectDesigned and implemented new lab equipment to triple pipetting efficiency