Bill Asher Email & Phone Number

Seattle, WA, US

Puyallup, Washington, United States

Adjunct instructor, chemistry.

Tacoma, Washington, United States

Science/math instructor. Eh. Easy come, easy go.

I just realized that LinkedIn automatically calculates the years and months you've been working at a job. It seems to me that's still too coarse, and if they asked for the hours, minutes, and seconds of the time you got hired there could be little counters updating every second showing a more precise estimate of how long you had been in one position. It.

At one point, I thought it was important to have a semi-serious profile here, as if anyone would look at it, or care what I said. PSU is great. I fondly remember taking a fluid mechanics course here when I was in grad school at OGC (which as I mention below no longer exists). The professor who taught the course is now the provost. He obviously doesn't.

For some reason a lot of smart people thought it would be a good idea to get a medical school, which basically teaches doctors how to make money off of people who get sick from exposure to environmental toxins, to oversee an environmental chemistry program, which basically figures out how to prevent people from getting exposed to environmental toxins..

This space is curiously blank, don't you think?

I'm told RPI changed its name to just R. That gives me the distinction of having positions at two separate institutions that no longer exist. It's sort of like being Typhoid Mary, except I don't get to make rich people sick.

Ph.D., Acres Of Wheat

Activities and Societies: The only activity that anyone liked at OGC was going home before 11 at night. OGC doesn't exist anymore. First.

B.A., Congolese Rope Twinning

Activities and Societies: Society for the Separation of Multiple Activities Using Semicolons, Not Commas; The Whimsical Young Curmudgeons.