I'm Disabled... I'm not looking for work, and I seriously doubt I could hold a job at this point. I have uncontrolled Rheumatoid Arthritis, several injuries to my spine resulting in the partial loss of sensation in my hands as well as other issues, and a hip replacement that causes me all kinds of abnormal grief. I'm on medication that would probably violate your employment insurance requirement, so don't even try. I'm here to remain friends with the people I have connected with. That's about it. So unless your willing to sponsor my getting a pain pump, I'm out of the market. I'm an optimist, and comedian, a part time satirist. When faced with impossible problems, I find improbable solutions to my tasks, and normally enjoy doing it. Fixing a soda machine with a paperclip has been one of my more recent creative solutions. I also like using old computers and making them do things that they have no right doing.My objectives include great people, interesting problems, and the freedom and trust to do what needs to be done. I'd rather be able to choose to do something improbable because it's interesting, rather than it being a necessity. I desire to be compensated decently for my talents. Just because I can fix something with tinfoil, does not mean I want to live in a tinfoil house.
Listed skills include Security, Network Security, Computer Security, Linux, and 45 others.