Responsible for preservation of some very old crap. Highly skilled in not giving a shit, while at the same time recognized by my colleagues as an expert at taking a master one. Many of my crappy creations have been preserved and are on display at various art institutions. My "solid" contributions have passed to my employer and enabled them to become known as a top tier #2 company. Our #1 competitor has been evaporating for some time and are often described as being yellow with envy of our #2 status. Our competition knows that the most satisfying experience is when a good #2 follows a #1.

Over 5 yrs experience in the remote IoP (Internet of Poo) industry. Known for fast remote Poo extraction with exceptionally crappy customer service. "No shit!" - that was my goal and what got me up in the morning. Taking a shit rather than giving a shit is a motto that's served me well in life. Designed a revolutionary industry changing virtual reality piece of crap software application, patented as "Poop Accumulation and Compaction Software" , also known as PACS in the industry. This application is capable of compressing and transporting very large #2's without the use of a wide transport pipe or the need for extensive paperwork.

Responsible for pool poo extraction. Designed the innovative Pool Poo Extraction and Treatment Regimen, known as PP-EaTR in the industry. Strong team player, not afraid to take any amount of crap. My customers are the best PP-EaTR's in the world!