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* led firmware design, development, and certification process for flagship line of smart toilets* documented requirements and held hands with key stakeholders throughout the toilet bring-up process

* specialized in modernizing legacy real-time C code for horn controller development* gained experience working with embedded actuation of horns of varying shapes, sizes, and timbres* named co-inventor on patent for sound-activated horn, triggered when the controller hears the phrase: “sheesh!”

Provided unique deep-sea lo-fi beats with Christian undertones to assuage SeaWorld’s dolphins

* developed real-time penance detection AI for Smart Confessional technology* trained deep neural network on thousands of hushed “Hail Mary”s, “Our Father”s, and “Glory Be”s with the help of local parishioners