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The cover letter: by nature, a banal and unimaginative read. A boastful rehashing of information, peppered with gratuitous pats-on-the-back like; “my experience aligns well with the qualifications you are seeking,” and “I would make a valuable addition to your organization.” Yawn.Shouldn’t a cover letter to be vivacious and exuberant? Let your CV do the utilitarian work while you create a controversial subculture event that becomes a successful nine-year business–promoted by completely unconventional methods. Then write a novel where the protagonist looses his ability to keep his internal dialogue internal, and practice that in your every day life to get really method with your writing. If the summary of your experience is all business, then you’re offering yourself as a business-as-usual candidate. Why be ho-hum when you can be oh wow! Study transcendental meditation and focus on being present to truly experience every moment. Experiment with not drinking alcohol in a culture immersed in bibation and transfer those habits onto a healthy addiction to serotonin and dopamine–included free with a gym membership and a six-day-a-week training program. If you’re seeking dull, drab and expected, I humbly remove myself from the running for this position. But if you value the content of someone’s character as much as his or her work-experience, we should definitely talk.

Listed skills include Direct Marketing, Social Media Marketing, Television, Online Advertising, and 13 others.

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