Greg Swingle Email and Phone Number

Proactively Seeking Holes and Ditches to be dug. Self Motivated, Classy, with all of the state-of-the-art techniques. Studied Fence Post Holes for twelve years before graduating up to ditches. Good at borrowing some archaic implements from father's tool shed. Also, decent at installing 1985 style Subaru fuel pumps on 1975 style diesel trenchers with half of the teeth missing. Also, fairly skilled at strapping demolition derby fuel tanks to the hood if the main fuel pump goes out, so we can use gravity to feed the Subaru pump. Also, I can read and have used both #2 lead pencils and ball point pens.

Oh how I worked so efficiently, hand crafting videos, web pages, CD ROM/DVD interfaces. No Flash animation too cheesy. I was slinging buzz words like it was my job. Oh that's right--it was. If you wanted some sweet top secret PowerPoint made I would do it. I would even sign that NDA in case you thought I was a spy for IBM. Yes, I was a badass. What's that? You want to hire me for one last project because your 14 year old nephew had to go back to summer camp? Oh, I'll do it.