I write stuff. Long stuff, short stuff, sales stuff, and creative stuff. Most of the time now I write about tools, for lovely people like BBC Gardeners' World, Grand Designs Magazine, and DIYGarden. I surround myself with all sorts of clever gadgets for the home and garden and make videos and take pictures of them when it's nice and sunny outside. Before making my living typing furiously at my laptop at home (or in whatever cafe won't move me along too quickly), I honed my skills as a copywriter and content manager at Internet coupon people Groupon. I proved myself to be agile enough to make legally compliant material leap off the page and convert to thousands of sales online. Spotting the needle in the figurative haystack, I'm a confident editor and proofreader. I know how to manage and exceed the expectations of multiple stakeholders, whether a classroom full of difficult teenagers or an editor out for blood. Drop me a line, send up a smoke signal or just shout across the room at me, and I might just respond. Only joking, I'm fairly good at getting back to people. Hit me up with any proposals and we'll see what we can do.