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Hoff Moondog is listed as Corporate Bonehead, Father, Marketing Wizard, Thumb war affiicionado, Investing Cavalier at Lehman Brothers, a company with 4370 employees, based in United States, United States, United States. AeroLeads shows a matched LinkedIn profile for Hoff Moondog.
Hoff Moondog previously worked as Senior Vice President at Lehman Brothers and Head of Self-Checkout at Cvs Pharmacy. Hoff Moondog holds Master Of Business Administration - Mba, Janitorial Entrepreneurship, Check Plus from Mit Sloan School Of Management.
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I’m a self-directed learner with an aptitude for causing disruption. I have over 30 years of experience in the medical field, literally and figuratively. Some of my many skills that I’ve harnessed in work environment include fueling frustration, creating chaos, and ruining client relationships. I have a self proclaimed law degree from Harvard and if anyone tells you otherwise they’re a liar and a fraud. I am looking for a new position as either the boss or managing director, whichever one pays better. If you would like to know more about me and how my services can help your business, contact me at hoffmoondog@gmail.com
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- Full disclosure this firm is NOT extinct despite popular belief- First off, my father, Flank “Steak” Moondog, built this company with his barehands so you can shut the fuck up- The 2008 financial crisis was merely just a cover up for Michael Richards outburst at the laugh factory (I was actually there)- I taught myself Tae Kwon Do so I could beat up my.
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- Held down the self-checkout area with assertive force- Made sure no middle school punks tried to steal candy - Scolded old woman for not knowing how to use self-checkout- Stole a credit card and bought thousands of dollars worth of supplies at Home Depot and blamed it on another guy named Hoff Moondog- Added a 64 cc engine with turbo to each shopping.
- Strung Mini sticks at CONNY lacrosse tournament, generating $50MM in revenue-Utilized CFD to find out if the sticks were good- Bartered with Lars Tiffany to buy 200 Tiger Poles- Soaked player’s mesh in syrup before games to generate a low quality of play-Catalyzed a brawl between the coaches and the players at practice- Invented the swizzle scandium.
- Temporarily saved the firm from the corporate pirates of JP Morgan that attempted to commandeer our ship- Leveraged a $600MM buyout of JP Morgan out of vengeance for stealing the black pearl- Held emergency meeting with the Federal Reserve to discuss shortage of chicken tenders- Leading scorer in the FCIAC for the 2019 season- Fired over 300 summer.
-Developed several different boss like money printing devices that are not detectable by the IRS (for good measure)- Sentenced to 45 years in federal prison for tax fraud and arson (tried to burn the printed money)- Used google images to model various 100 dollar bill prototypes for recreation purposes- Managed to steal over $6MM in Monopoly money from.
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Khandelwal, Satyam
Colleague at Lehman BrothersIndia, India
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Frank Dugan
Colleague at Lehman BrothersNew York, New York, United States, United States
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Clayton Griffin
Colleague at Lehman BrothersNew York, New York, United States, United States
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James Smith
Colleague at Lehman BrothersLondon, England, United Kingdom, United Kingdom
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Kaddus, Shilpi
Colleague at Lehman BrothersLondon, England, United Kingdom, United Kingdom
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Stephen Ahn
Colleague at Lehman BrothersNew York, New York, United States, United States
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Claudia Defex
Colleague at Lehman BrothersSparta, New Jersey, United States, United States
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Christopher Cincotta
Colleague at Lehman BrothersNew York, New York, United States, United States
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Heather Bynoe
Colleague at Lehman BrothersNew York, New York, United States, United States
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Erkut Enver
Colleague at Lehman BrothersBuckhurst Hill, England, United Kingdom, United Kingdom
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Activities and Societies: Janitor Equality Club, Janitors of America Association (JAA), Turning Point USA (Janitor version), Janitor.
Activities and Societies: In a FratDid dissertation on whether or not a circuit board will work under water. It doesn’t.
Activities and Societies: Beta Theta Pi, Anti-LGBTQ+ society, Engineers with Borders, Club Soda TeamMy parents paid for my education
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Hoff Moondog works for Lehman Brothers.
Hoff Moondog is listed as Corporate Bonehead, Father, Marketing Wizard, Thumb war affiicionado, Investing Cavalier at Lehman Brothers.
Hoff Moondog is based in United States, United States, United States while working with Lehman Brothers.
Hoff Moondog has worked for Lehman Brothers, Cvs Pharmacy, Us Army, Virginia Men’S Lacrosse, and Bear Stearns & Co..
Hoff Moondog's colleagues at Lehman Brothers include Khandelwal, Satyam, Frank Dugan, Clayton Griffin, James Smith, and Kaddus, Shilpi.
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Hoff Moondog holds Master Of Business Administration - Mba, Janitorial Entrepreneurship, Check Plus from Mit Sloan School Of Management.
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