I'm just a swell little fellow trying to hock his artistic talents in an oversaturated global market destined to inevitably collapse under the weight of its own rot.... I mean, I'm very unique and the world is doing fine!!I specialize in the satirical and the pen. I also have an amateurish background in Ancient Rome and mediocre acting/voice acting, which, I think you'll agree, is more than adequate in this day and age. (amIrite?)