Jack Dark Email & Phone Number

West Midlands, England, United Kingdom

I would like LinkedIn to restore its status of professional network: please post something interesting, ground-breaking or very important and, help people to find jobs. This is not Facebook, YouTube or Tweeter, where you post commercials and "what you did last evening" waiting for “thumbs-up” or nursery comments like “Great work”, “Fantastic job…tomorrow we will use play doh”. The posts are reviewed by adults and, all of them are supposed to have enough knowledge to apply a healthy critical thinking on what is posted. Therefore please ask or provide info when comment with or without humor. This will help the one who is posting and may create some brainstorming on their followers.

Designing experiments in conductive and radiative gravity fields for EMC/EMI. Discovered that gravity makes things fall, therefore nothing is safe. Initiator of a protest petition, aiming to collect over 10 billion signatures (mostly from conspiracy and constipation theory supporters), to abolish gravity law. I am fighting against good and common sense, and, in support with my lack of followers, not even I follow what I support.

Abroad

Proficient in using the Onboard Disorientation (OBD) scanner to produce errors that were not there before, disabling functions and modules that make the vehicles run slower (e.g., steering, navigation and radio). Founder of the company "Eco-vehicle", however, based on an unsuccessful crowd funding campaign, the company producing only pine boxes for one user only with a top lid is in a rebranding process with a promising undertaker startup called "There is no way back".

House Roof

Helping Shaolin monks to get beaten and then analyzing what went wrong. City monks are living on house roofs close to the TV antennas rather than mountain temples. They are fighting for a better signal, free WiFi and full bird poo cover. Their example push me to work in automotive diagnosis to see "what's wrong with cars?" and, it looks that they move....I fixed that. Next, I challenged the telecommunication area to see if "I can remotely detect strange life in everyone of us". It looks that the job was already taken by news media and spy agencies.