Work hard so you can play harder was my logic in my younger years. It has changed though through the years. Now it is work hard so you can afford a comfy couch and a Netflix subscription. It says that people should talk about their achievements... well I finished 3rd place at the semi-annual pie eating contest in Sheboygan WI. Whatcha have on that? I was finger painting at a 4th grade level in 2nd grade. Profficient in the Roger Rabbit and the Running Man. Also, for skills - You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills I am well versed. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.” - Kanye West