𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩? 🥱Hey! I'm John 👋 (yes, a real human who runs on coffee and occasionally forgets to unmute on Zoom calls)Here's my not-so-secret secret: I turn "meh" pitch decks into "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" presentations.In the last 7 years, I've helped companies secure over $300M in funding. How? By making pitch decks that don't make investors check their phones under the table.𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞:» Created 1,000+ pitch decks (and only had 3 mental breakdowns choosing fonts)» Helped founders go from "nervous wreck" to "nailed it!"» Proud dad to two plants that are somehow still alive» Got Fortune 500 executives to actually stay awake during presentationsLook, we both know there are a million presentation designers out there. But here's what makes me different:I don't just make pretty slides – I craft stories that make audience forget they're watching a pitch deck.🎯 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝? 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭:Simply WOW! After a tremendous first gig with John, I came back again with an even more challenging professional pitch deck that was high priority. John absolutely delivered and exceeded expectations again in a major way. Well worth every penny so search no more and hire the "best of the best!"John Siber did an AMAZING job turning our rough content into a professional pitch deck for a $500mm fund. His work was perfectly aligned with our brand, and he truly exceeded our expectations 👍𝐌𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮?» No corporate jargon that makes you sound like a robot» No designs that look like they're from 1995» No "death by bullet point" presentations» Just clean, powerful stories that get results𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡:» Making your pitch deck actually pitch-worthy» Turning boring data into "wow" moments» Helping you not hate the sound of your own pitch𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲: A founder once told me, "John, my kid stopped using this deck as a bedtime story!" That's the kind of transformation we're talking about. 😉Need a deck that doesn't put people to sleep? Let's chat!Simply DM. I reply to every DM at the same time.I'm usually around here sharing tips, experiences, and pitch deck wisdom.𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧@𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤.𝐜𝐨𝐦(I promise I reply faster than a New Yorker walking to their morning coffee)