Stand-Up Comedian
CurrentAs a stand-up comedian, my responsibilities include, but are not limited to; laundry, dishes, staying hydrated, grooming semi-regularly, bathing regularly, eating enough but not too much, ignoring alarm clocks, avoiding maturity, booking shows all over the planet, writing jokes / stories that leave audiences stupefied, blasting myself / my brand / my mission over every social media thingy available, making people laugh, taking people's minds away from their worries, desensitizing society (tease everyone equally), and responding to business emails immediately... I'm an energetic human with a passion for history, automotive restoration, carpentry, writing, stand-up comedy, and Bagel Bites.