J Philip Tummons Email & Phone Number

Jonathan is the author of over 500 pamphlets, numerous post-it notes, and 3 postcards, 2 of which are from Junior High Dungeons and Dragons Summer Camp 1987. Jonathan is a visionary in the music and literary world, who weaves life’s tapestry with organic threads grown by Whitman, colorful dyes blended by Shakespeare, and a needle crafted by Big Daddy Cane. His writings and music can sometimes overshadow his other accomplishments, which include his 5th place finish in the 2004 Dorchester Dart Tournament; his scientific research in the field of underwater artificial insemination; and his noteworthy inventions. Jonathan currently holds 7 US Patents, including one for the convex screen television (which although technically superior to the flat screen its lack of commercial success is due to its extremely poor picture quality). His most recent thesis has most certainly secured his place alongside the greatest historical thinkers, including but not limited to Rene Descartes, Michel Foucault, and Bil Keane (creator of Family Circus, the greatest comic ever written). To quote a small passage: “The world is a banana - you can sprinkle it with nutmeg, dry it out in your George Foreman grill and smoke it, but it will still not get you high. The banana foster french toast from Denny’s, however, will. That is some serious good shit.”Jonathan also occasionally talks people into giving him money for story producing and writing jokes for reality TV shows. He’s worked his way to the middle and is generally well-tolerated.

Listed skills include Editing, Television, Analysis, Research, and 23 others.