I help you get paid to be YOU.🦐 Founder of Talking Shrimp🖊 Award-Winning Copywriting Expert, Email Storyteller, & Unapologetic Lazy Person📖 Author of Tough Titties: On Living Your Best Life When You're the F'ing Worst - out 6/13/2023!Find it at toughtittiesbook.com⏰ Late sleeper, late bloomer: made first $1M in a year (from my emails) at 50. Worth the wait!🧜‍♀️She/her📖 Author, "Tough Titties" 2022 from Hachette📺 Wrote spots for Bravo, Nickelodeon, NBC, HBO, Fandango, and more before segueing into the mysterious, magical world of “online entrepreneurs.”🥜In a nutshell: I help you find the words and the chutzpah to make your business a 100% expression of your personality…because that’s how you get paid to be *you*. 💥Creator of Inbox Hero, the “before and after”-style email copywriting course, and its spinoffs, Story Hero and Launch Hero. 💥Co-creator of The Copy Cure, the copywriting course to help you find your voice and sell your *anything.*💭I believe in a #nohomework life. Some businesses are data-driven, some are purpose-driven; mine is couch-driven. My power pose is called “sofa woman.” 🛋 🦸🏻‍♀️👉Swing by talkingshrimp.com to read blog posts that send you down the rabbit hole till 3am and to sign up for emails that inspire you to write better emails. Or, in more braggy form, "the only emails anyone likes anymore." If you don't believe me, sign up, read them, and then tell me I'm wrong. Or just unsubscribe. That'll show me!Some freebies you might like, right on the homepage at talkingshrimp.com: 👉Non-Sucky Subject Lines: my 33 most-opened subject lines, for emails that ALWAYS get opened👉5 Secrets to Non-Sucky Copy: a Talking Shrimp classic. Reads like a beach novel, works like a charm.Fun facts: 👶 At 2, I was on the open of Sesame Street. 🕺🏽On a shoot, I taught Sherman Hemsley, TV’s George Jefferson, to moonwalk. 🗽Born and bred New Yorker, still living there. Rare as a bald eagle! 🦅 ❓What's with the name "Talking Shrimp"? Come find out at talkingshrimp.com/about PS - I'm not as much of an emoji nut as it looks. I lazily copy-pasted this bio from Clubhouse, where emojis are the thing. I'm @laurabelgray over there. Back when I was into it — for about 8 fever-dream weeks — I wrote a beginner's guide to Clubhouse over at https://talkingshrimp.com/how-to-use-clubhouse-and-not-hate-yourself-a-beginners-guide. Since I’ve barely gone near the place since summer 2021, this is a terrible use of precious bio real estate. I should be talking about something I’m still into, like Real Housewives. Not enough space!