Knight Of Portscans
Current• Try and rewrite everything in Go.• Convince coworkers to rewrite everything in Go.• Begrudgingly program in Python, but with mypy in full-asshole mode.• Write incredibly large comment blocks in source code explaining the historical and environmental context of a single IF statement.• Interview people to try and discover what kind of pie with which they most feel a kinship.• Attend any lunch-and-learn that involves cooking or baking.• Submit large pull requests and then solicit rubber stamp approvals before going on holiday.• Promoted to "Knight of Portscans" to obviate adhering to the company's network Acceptable Use Policy.