Knight Of Portscans
Current- Try and rewrite everything in Go.
- Convince coworkers to rewrite everything in Go.
- Begrudgingly program in Python, but with mypy in full-asshole mode.
- Write incredibly large comment blocks in source code explaining the historical and environmental context of a single IF statement.
- Interview people to try and discover what kind of pie with which they most feel a kinship.
- Attend any lunch-and-learn that involves cooking or baking.