So this is going to feel a bit awkward but I believe honesty is the foundation of every great relationship.So instead of spending half this page talking about how amazing I am and why you SHOULD hire me,I wanted to share 3 incredibly specific reasons NIOT to do so.So first up,1) I refuse to be boringI really hate reading boring things. And when I write I must read what I wrote. So it's much more enjoyable for me to write in a way that´s fun and engaging.2). I don´t use templates of "typical" copy.If you´re looking for someone to churn out extremely templated copy that looks and feels like everyone else's, you definitely do NOT want to hire me.Yes, I can help you with "converting copy". And yes, I know what it means to "create a funnel".But in my experience, the tactics are secondary.The most important thing is writing copy that's so distinctly you... so viscerally part of your brand that your emails, your landing pages, and your products are the first and last things your prospects think about every day.So if you want generic things, I'm sorry. You'll have to look elsewhere.And last but not least...3) I work backward and slowlyMost writers you'll work with will jump straight into writing as fast as they can. Their primary goal is to sign lots of clients fast.But if we choose to work together, I will do the opposite.I will spend an odd amount of time researching your customers, your market, and (most important to me) the types of copy you LOVE.In fact, I send a 20 part questionnaire to every client whose project I´m considering.Because as important to me as it is to get the job done, I want to do it in a way that actually resonates with your readers.I really have no interest in churning out lots of copy quickly for lots of clients. I want to choose partners and projects where getting it right is more important than doing it fast.If those 3 reasons NOT to hire me didn't give you a heart attack, maybe we should chat?Or maybe I´ll remain unemployable?If that sounds good to you send me a DM or book a call