I have over twenty years of experience working as a front end developer and HTML email designer. I love to write and edit content.I'm looking for a remote position where I can bring my problem-solving skills to bear for you.I've designed more than 1,000 custom HTML newsletters. I've used php scripts and SQL databases to data-scrape and re-purpose client content. I've coded raw PostScript functions to calculate ellipses to plot accuracy assessment data for the Trident II Submarine-Launched Missile Defense System.I've sung the National Anthem with Dick Van Dyke at a Lakers Playoff game. I trained Bill Paxton how to pilot an ROV through the wreck of Titanic. I've beamed a holographic projection of Arthur C. Clarke via communications satellite from Sri Lanka to have a live conversation with Sir Patrick Stewart at The Playboy Mansion. I know how to tell stories.Let's talk.