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Freelance copywriting services. I quickly learn industry specific language, clever marketing slogans, modern deck design, timeless branding services.Ghost writer for major publications for professionals looking to develop their digital footprint through press. We provided the shovel to dig for the gold, press articles are a requirement for social media verification.

Neso was created during the first Web3 bubble. Started out assisting marketing campaigns on social media, from Tai Lopez, Lil-Baby to Mark Cuban owned projects. Internally we recognized this as an historically unprecedented opportunity to crowd fund. This birthed two projects. Metaworld and Fanalyst. The industry was wrought with unfulfilled promises and scams. To differentiate ourselves we invested a copious amount of time and money into making a project with real value, before debuting… Show more Neso was created during the first Web3 bubble. Started out assisting marketing campaigns on social media, from Tai Lopez, Lil-Baby to Mark Cuban owned projects. Internally we recognized this as an historically unprecedented opportunity to crowd fund. This birthed two projects. Metaworld and Fanalyst. The industry was wrought with unfulfilled promises and scams. To differentiate ourselves we invested a copious amount of time and money into making a project with real value, before debuting anything to the market. What we underestimated was the fragility of the space and we missed our window of attention to launch our projects with crypto backing.Metaworld was an altered history of anthropological and cosmological evolution. Deep sci-fi, the narrative was going to craft itself around polarising points of cultural contention and extrapolations of technology in the past and future. I wrote a novella to begin the world building process and project managed the website, character and trailer design. We wanted to partner with Amazon Prime Video, HBO, Netflix or any capitalized studio to make the next sci-fi cult classic. We interviewed script writers and entertained building a writing room. We wanted the world to be cool enough and the narrative strong enough to be valuable without NFT's or crypto financial levers. End goal was license the IP for a video game, series of books (manga style) and a streaming series or full length feature film.Fanalyst initially was made with the intention of creating a new form of gamified social interaction, live trivia and stadium competition. Elements of a podcast, gameshow and community within a mobile app. The company raised money and has been developing a full stack application behind the scenes. I was involved in the initial conceptualization, copy writing and deck design. Show less

Ontario, Canada

Forage Hyperfoods is a DTC functional mushroom brand. Ownership team was entertaining bringing a psilocybin product to market. They pivoted by vertically integrating AdaptAG (sea crate converted to mushroom grow rooms) and Heartee foods (retail fresh mushroom sales) into their portfolio.I was tasked with blog writing, general copy, marketing and branding a psilocybin chocolate bar partnership in the Bahamas.

Canada

Canivation is creative cannabis. Co-founded an independently-owned full-service creative management firm that specializes in cannabis product innovation, branding and marketing campaigns. Eria was a cannabis safe storage device startup. Due to the agency marketing experiences and deep insights into the culture we noticed a gap in safety and utility convenience. At the time the media was sensationalising the incidents of accidental consumption. The "green rush" in combination… Show more Canivation is creative cannabis. Co-founded an independently-owned full-service creative management firm that specializes in cannabis product innovation, branding and marketing campaigns. Eria was a cannabis safe storage device startup. Due to the agency marketing experiences and deep insights into the culture we noticed a gap in safety and utility convenience. At the time the media was sensationalising the incidents of accidental consumption. The "green rush" in combination with finding a problem had us pivot to prototyping a consumer product. A digitized rolling tray, with Apple design influence, Bluetooth controlled, NFC capable, climate controlled humidor designed for storage of rolling accoutrements and act as a safe (designed to keep cannabis away from pets and children). A mobile app was linked to monitor conditions, track access and control password access with one time digital keys. Ultimately a promising product had its momentum killed by shareholders disagreements and mismanagement resulting in the collapse of the startup. To this day I wish I had one for personal use. Show less

Ottawa, Canada Area

Inside Account Manager.Managed and hunted within a book business. Consistently achieved productivity KPI's and success metrics.

Ontario, Canada

From Nissan Infiniti & Kia Motors sales representative to Kia Used Car Manager.Learned a lot about human psychology, sales, financing and removed a lot of snow.

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

White glove car sourcing service / used dealership.Would go to auction for clients, bid on online auctions, provide access to dealership inventory, broker new and used sales, etc.