Linkedin MANIFESTO:I feel lucky to have diverse interests. The path to mastery is a long one. A self proclaimed elite hobbyist to a few disciplines. To me the glass isn't half full or half empty, instead I pour myself into all my endeavours. Regardless of optimism or pessimism, I know that the extent of my effort is under my control. The way I feel is irrelevant, the work needs doing. Thats the mental frame from which I choose to influence the outcomes in my life. A conquest of self discipline, do it completely or don't do it. Time does not allow for half measures. The way you do anything. Is the way you do everything.Having lived many lives in my short life, I bring that human experience to the way I connect with the world. While I am aware of my ruthlessly competitive nature, I strive to deploy a high level of empathy and understanding into my professional and personal interactions. Fuelled by the pursuit of self mastery, I am addicted to progression and leaving everything and everyone I touch a little better. From yoga to martial arts, I love games that don’t end. The art of business, its constant evolution and all its intricacies offer a different, yet familiar set of challenges. I find purpose in doing hard things. Intelligence can be defined as “rate of learning”. My current talents are better suited for sales and marketing, but I can convert new information into new skills adeptly and expeditiously. I enjoy reverse engineering human psychology and creative go-to market stratagems. I bring a high level of retention, communication skills and EQ. Forever clinging to my childlike aptitude for fun and innate curiosity. Deeply introspective, I’m in a constant state of seeking new methods of self actualization and personal development. The culmination of these character traits grants me the ability to be a closer and an elite brand ambassador in any industry.Interested in a meeting of the minds? mitch.patenaude3@gmail.comSome of my favourite topics to delve into:- Script / screenplay writing- Writing / fantasy series / Sci-Fi- Creative marketing campaigns / MVP --> Product Market Fit- Innovation in anything- Psilocybin as a mental health option- Web3 / Crypto projects- Capital markets (the way money moves in general)- Student rentals / renovations- Elder care micro communities- Fitness / movement - Philosophy / mental models / reframing perspectives- Teach me something"Words are akin magic, thats why we call it SPELL-ing, in theory you can persuade anyone to grant you any wish if the correct sequence of words are spoken." - M.P
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Freelance CopywriterLaunch Pr May 2021 - PresentFreelance copywriting services. I quickly learn industry specific language, clever marketing slogans, modern deck design, timeless branding services.Ghost writer for major publications for professionals looking to develop their digital footprint through press. We provided the shovel to dig for the gold, press articles are a requirement for social media verification. -
Wordsmith & Strategic DirectorNeso Jan 2023 - Dec 2023Neso was created during the first Web3 bubble. Started out assisting marketing campaigns on social media, from Tai Lopez, Lil-Baby to Mark Cuban owned projects. Internally we recognized this as an historically unprecedented opportunity to crowd fund. This birthed two projects. Metaworld and Fanalyst. The industry was wrought with unfulfilled promises and scams. To differentiate ourselves we invested a copious amount of time and money into making a project with real value, before debuting… Show more Neso was created during the first Web3 bubble. Started out assisting marketing campaigns on social media, from Tai Lopez, Lil-Baby to Mark Cuban owned projects. Internally we recognized this as an historically unprecedented opportunity to crowd fund. This birthed two projects. Metaworld and Fanalyst. The industry was wrought with unfulfilled promises and scams. To differentiate ourselves we invested a copious amount of time and money into making a project with real value, before debuting anything to the market. What we underestimated was the fragility of the space and we missed our window of attention to launch our projects with crypto backing.Metaworld was an altered history of anthropological and cosmological evolution. Deep sci-fi, the narrative was going to craft itself around polarising points of cultural contention and extrapolations of technology in the past and future. I wrote a novella to begin the world building process and project managed the website, character and trailer design. We wanted to partner with Amazon Prime Video, HBO, Netflix or any capitalized studio to make the next sci-fi cult classic. We interviewed script writers and entertained building a writing room. We wanted the world to be cool enough and the narrative strong enough to be valuable without NFT's or crypto financial levers. End goal was license the IP for a video game, series of books (manga style) and a streaming series or full length feature film.Fanalyst initially was made with the intention of creating a new form of gamified social interaction, live trivia and stadium competition. Elements of a podcast, gameshow and community within a mobile app. The company raised money and has been developing a full stack application behind the scenes. I was involved in the initial conceptualization, copy writing and deck design. Show less
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Marketing DirectorForage Hyperfoods May 2022 - Mar 2023Ontario, CanadaForage Hyperfoods is a DTC functional mushroom brand. Ownership team was entertaining bringing a psilocybin product to market. They pivoted by vertically integrating AdaptAG (sea crate converted to mushroom grow rooms) and Heartee foods (retail fresh mushroom sales) into their portfolio.I was tasked with blog writing, general copy, marketing and branding a psilocybin chocolate bar partnership in the Bahamas. -
Managing PartnerCanivation & Eria Jan 2020 - Jul 2021CanadaCanivation is creative cannabis. Co-founded an independently-owned full-service creative management firm that specializes in cannabis product innovation, branding and marketing campaigns. Eria was a cannabis safe storage device startup. Due to the agency marketing experiences and deep insights into the culture we noticed a gap in safety and utility convenience. At the time the media was sensationalising the incidents of accidental consumption. The "green rush" in combination… Show more Canivation is creative cannabis. Co-founded an independently-owned full-service creative management firm that specializes in cannabis product innovation, branding and marketing campaigns. Eria was a cannabis safe storage device startup. Due to the agency marketing experiences and deep insights into the culture we noticed a gap in safety and utility convenience. At the time the media was sensationalising the incidents of accidental consumption. The "green rush" in combination with finding a problem had us pivot to prototyping a consumer product. A digitized rolling tray, with Apple design influence, Bluetooth controlled, NFC capable, climate controlled humidor designed for storage of rolling accoutrements and act as a safe (designed to keep cannabis away from pets and children). A mobile app was linked to monitor conditions, track access and control password access with one time digital keys. Ultimately a promising product had its momentum killed by shareholders disagreements and mismanagement resulting in the collapse of the startup. To this day I wish I had one for personal use. Show less
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Inside Sales Account ManagerGrand & Toy Feb 2018 - Jan 2020Ottawa, Canada AreaInside Account Manager.Managed and hunted within a book business. Consistently achieved productivity KPI's and success metrics. -
Used Car Sales ManagerKia Canada Jan 2016 - Feb 2018Ontario, CanadaFrom Nissan Infiniti & Kia Motors sales representative to Kia Used Car Manager.Learned a lot about human psychology, sales, financing and removed a lot of snow. -
Owner Of Invictus MotorsInvictus Motors Aug 2013 - Nov 2016Ottawa, Ontario, CanadaWhite glove car sourcing service / used dealership.Would go to auction for clients, bid on online auctions, provide access to dealership inventory, broker new and used sales, etc.
Mitchell A. R. Patenaude Education Details
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Business/Commerce, General
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