Now that you know my name, you are probably reading these words in the voice of Apu from The Simpsons. Stop that. First of all, I sound more like his brother Sanjay and secondly, feel free to use your own voice when reading. It’ll be more comfortable for everyone. Since I tricked you into coming to my profile, let me introduce myself, properly. I’m a Multipreneur, Marketer, Strategist, Gambler, Self-righteous ass, and, most importantly, a FAILURE. I’ve failed so many times that I’m already failing at counting them. I’m also an Artist. I utter pretty words, paint vivid pictures in my mind, and, more often than not, insult both the public’s ears, eyes, and intelligence, just to make them buy some shit. I love disrupting traditional industries with unconventional ideas, generally create chaos and damned be all stereotypes, I won’t apologise. My good friend, Dave Rogers, said "You are an SD". When I asked him what SD meant, he playfully smiled and said "Shit Disturber" Should you choose to follow me, prepare yourself to be bombarded by my opinions, views, and if that’s not enough to scare you off - some wisdom and stories of my failures so you can find your own ones to fail at.What do I get from all of this? Well, the pleasure of someone actually reading or listening. The thrill that I can fail at one more thing - like keeping you engaged with me. Not to mention the massive boost to my ego, which is now considered a separate province in Canada. I also get the satisfaction of at least once and probably the only time when I feel smarter than you, and I've got you this far to reading this BS. Thank God this is only one-sided.Your next step is to wait for my next attempt at writing something worth reading. Please don’t hold your breath, because, after three minutes, your brain will stop functioning, and let’s be honest, that’s whom I really want to talk to. Thank you, come again (This last one you can do with Apu’s voice)BTW, ignore the Unfollow link on my profile. It bites.Multipreneur/Futurist | Rebel/Dot Connector | Gambler/Outlier | Marketer/Strategist | UnCanvas/EncycloMedia | FAILURE/Learner... ... SURVIVORA multifaceted, industry and geography agnostic Multipreneur who invests time with Entrepreneurs at any stage of their business to ensure their success.