For grins I asked Chat GPT to change my bio to a roast and I don’t hate it:Nick started his career as a cop, where he perfected the art of giving parking tickets and wearing dope sunglasses, before realizing he'd rather be on the receiving end of big commissions than angry glares. So, he traded in his badge for a brokerage license and hasn’t looked back since. Now the managing partner of Rifle CRE, Nick has somehow managed to navigate the commercial real estate world for over 10years without getting lost—most of the time.With a background that includes over 3 million square feet of development, construction, and transaction experience, Nick likes to remind everyone that he’s really important (just ask him). Before founding Rifle CRE in 2020, he made his rounds at NAI Partners and Caldwell Companies, where he excelled at pretending to know what he was doing.Nick has racked up a bunch of fancy designations like CCIM, SIOR, and CPM—because apparently, he didn’t think his business card was cluttered enough. He’s also a Texas Real Estate Broker, which means he’s legally allowed to tell you that your property is worth more than it probably is.In his spare time, they made Nick a Deacon at his church, where he tries to atone for his real estate sins.He’s also the past president of the Houston A&M club, which means he’s still talking about his college days like they were yesterday. When he’s not busy pretending to work, you’ll find him connecting with others—probably at a coffee shop, where he’s definitely not just there for the Wi-Fi.Oh, and did we mention he co-founded a residential real estate brand and a commercial construction company? Yeah, Nick’s not busy at all—just ask him about his latest adventure with his wife and boys, if you have an hour to spare.