In this position I was in charge of couch sprawling. I eat anything that falls on the floor. I regularly test gravity by facilitating glasses full of beverage to connect with the floor. I have caught the red dot twice. I am in training to become the leader of the team that fits inside of the potato chip bag. I also regularly manage to get everything inside the litter box and announce before I barf with just enough warning that I cannot be moved and others can only watch the proceedings in horror.