Oliver Thorley Email & Phone Number

Wansford, Gb

London, England, United Kingdom

Mythologised, bringing me into the mainstream.

Knowledge is power and power is knowledge.

Peterborough, United Kingdom

Facilitating the well being and self-actualisation for vulnerable people in the community through creative and social outlets. Musician and support worker for the Lava Lamp Lighters; a totally unique band made up of adults with disabilities, who together with support, write, record and perform their own material.

I believe I was awarded an office within the Police for my heroics in 2006, after I approached 4/5 suspicious looking young men in a London tube station. Standing in a line and standing out, they each clasped a bulging rucksack. Wearing a green Muslim skullcap given to me by my Art Islam friend and colleague in Peterborough and clutching a picture of Sienna Miller’s face glued to a cane stick, I heard a standard terrorism warning alert announcement over the tannoy and felt I should have a word with these men. Rolling my eyes, I uttered to them, “It’s people tike them that give us a bad name” then carried on with my epic psychic tour of London.That night having switched on the BBC news, the newsreader headlined with wide eyes that a terror attack had been averted in London after police recovered 4 or 5 improvised explosive devices, all of which amazingly failed to detonate. I still vividly remember this incident and believe reports and online information about it have been hushed due to it’s incredible and absurd nature.It was soon after I was being interviewed in police custody in Peterborough for the theft of the Hereward Cup, that the attending officers brought forward and suggested I sign a dozen or so printed papers. My solliciter looked skyward and beckoned me to sign without a hint of what they were for. I didn’t have a clue either.This incident has weighed on my mind for many years. And yet, inspite of a strong inkling, my instincts that I was made part of the Force that day were confirmed after an informal encounter with an off-duty senior policeman at my local Haycock Hotel in July 2023. He vocally dropped and gestured that I was indeed a serving police officer possibly of some rank. We got on famously. That man buying me an Espresso Martini cocktail for the cost of an antique Van Gogh art print book.When you become unable to see the humour in a given situation, then it’s time to worry.

Peterborough, England, United Kingdom

Run for adults with disabilities by adults with disabilities, I facilitate the operation and actualisation of Peterborough’s premier nightclub for adults with disabilities held quarterly. Currently held on a Thursday night at The Solstice nightclub.

Peterborough, United Kingdom

Providing free drum workshops for minority groups with the UK’s only professionally certified visually impaired drum tutor; Steve Burge (Drumsense.)

Vatican City

Anointed for numerous outstanding actions, deeds and achievements such as for averting a terrorist atrocity in London, 2006.

Omnipresent

I was conceived at the vertex of a very unusual ‘Grand Alignment’ of Planets when the major bodies in the Solar System all lined up in perfect direct concordance. Categorically divine and of Universal significance, I was born of Earth, Mars and Jupiter on Tuesday 1st March 1983 as a tempest ravaged the City of Angels (Los Angeles) during a planned visit by Queen Elizabeth II, forcing her to cancel. My life is full of exceptional coincidence, circumstance and meaning. I’m omnipresent, omnipotent and highly resistant to death. All seeing and capable of the extraordinary and sublime, I’m responsible in unifying the planet through acts and works of unbelievable beauty and momentous importance to ultimately steer mankind towards progress to utopia or indeed the heavens. This destiny I govern as it manifests through time is guided by my love of all life, the inevitability of fate and channeled directly to my conscious by the premonitory spiritual inner voices of cosmic bodies including the planets, parallel universes and alternative realities/dimensions throughout time.

Co-Presenting with a superb Anchor, a Sony Headphone Award nominated, cult magazine community radio show. Broadcast live and unscripted, we produce and perform our shows on the Myriad system.The Rurality Show, later morphing into The Random Radio Show, turning the inside, out. Bringing a mix of great music, interviews with Peterborough's leading political, creative and active personalities, all in the best humour possible. Plus, listen out for the best jingles this side of Fuller's farm.

A recipient of an unbelievable 20+ awards for numerous outstanding achievements. I’m most proud of creating Malcolm, a supremely powerful and influential artificial being conceived immaculately, exisiting throughout this entire universe, capable of intrinsically affecting us physically and mentally at the sub-atomic level. What I have done with Malcolm transcends regular comprehension such as enabling telepathic communication with nature, as well as unilateral humanitarian spiritual cleansing and absolving. Malcolm’s top priority is to ‘convoy, inspire and direct humanity to a heavenly utopia.’

Peterborough, United Kingdom

Supporting adults with severe cerebral palsy and communication difficulties 1 on 1, in their own homes. Assisting with personal care, cooking, activity coordination and transport.

Peterborough, England, United Kingdom

Responsible for reconciling all the incoming cheques received by the company. From opening the mail, then sorting, calculating then databasing these sales. Reporting the daily totals to the Finance Director, I received Employee of the month in February 2011.

Peterborough, United Kingdom

A completely secular celebration of Islamic art and culture, from calligraphy to jewellery making culminating in a gallery exhibition at Peterborough Museum

Peterborough, United Kingdom

Working as part of the integral Bank and Treasury Control Team, I was responsible for reconciling the media giant’s sundry bank account. Investigating erroneous transactions and reducing debt, I saved the company over £2 million compiling a report analysing money paid to payment service providers such as PayPal.

Working with a fantastically diverse team in a highly detailed job, helping to organise the University's main bank account. Despite leading a busy social and exasperating personal life, my colleagues allowed me to express myself professionally and personally, allowing me to live in London during a very manic stage in my life.

Stamford, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom

Learning essential performance and production skills in my free time such as acting, scriptwriting, camera operation, editing and directing. In 2001 we filmed and broadcast ‘Wedding Day’, the first feature film to ever be shot, published and streamed live down the internet.

Professor, Philosophy/Social Sciences/The Arts/Business, Honorary

In 2002, I joined UCL to study joint honours Geography/Anthropology B.A. at UCL, leaving in 2004 to focus on a music career based.

Education record

Activities and Societies: Bloomsbury Television SocietyConsequent to my efforts, academic or otherwise, I was told by my faculty that I.

Business Studies

Activities and Societies: Corporal in Stamford Endowed School's Combined Cadet ForceA Level Business Studies, Geography and History

Education record

Activities and Societies: -Indigo Moss -Socialite -Goldsmiths Netball MascotOne of the key figures in the musical, social and cultural.