Peter Molendijk Email & Phone Number

I am an expert at everything. Information, IT, ICT, Logistics, Management, Business, E-commerce, Social Media, you name it.. If there's an important sounding English term that cursed our little Dutch nation around the turn of the century by washing up on our shore, you can bet your bottom dollar that I am somehow experienced at it. If you can think of a buzzword, chances are it will end up on my resume at some point.Back in my early twenties, I studied the most gut-wrenching soulless bovine excretions that you can imagine. You had working class parents who thought that college is the path to the middle class, I had parents who realized that it depends on picking the right major and meeting the right people. That's why you make my food, while I pay for your food stamps.I cultivate the right appearance. I have the right watch, hairstyle, suit, cell phone and car, all to demonstrate to the world that I am the archetype of the petite bourgeoisie. You can't tell me apart from my colleagues, nor can I. Last time we had a board meeting, I though I had an out of body experience, seeing so many soulless automatons like myself in one room.There's nothing in life I'm more passionate about than sitting in front of a computer and putting numbers into a spreadsheet, except for discussing new strategies with my colleagues to fool poor schmucks into buying products they don't genuinely need. It's quite obvious to me that this is the most virtuous thing we can do with our waking hours.

Listed skills include Mergers And Acquisitions, Corporate Finance, Private Equity, Due Diligence, and 11 others.

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  Utrecht University

  A+++ Would Study Again!