Had my turn at the software engineering rotation. It was great!

I work on Let's Encrypt on behalf of ISRG.

* Managed small team of infrastructure engineers/IT professionals* Built and automated the development environment to reduce developer onboarding from 2 weeks to 2 hours* Trained new developers on Linux internals and container technology* Implemented code build/delivery pipeline via Jenkins* Implemented Docker container technology for major company projects and developer agility* Implemented server automation/configuration management via Ansible* Implemented infrastructure as code for everything via Terraform and Ansible* Deployed highly available microservice environment running ontop of Nomad/Consul* Deployed and maintained system monitoring/alerting via Sensu* Perform cost analysis/management for cloud architecture and internal projects to keep cloud bills down* Heavily use git for day to day work* Contribute to open source projects on Github and IRC* Planned, prepped, and successfully migrated company and infrastructure between offices* Used and taught TDD/TDI/BDD development methodologies(test driven development, test driven infrastructure, behaviour driven development)* Internal office IT* Helped implement weekly "brown bag" lunch sessions to present new technology to the team* Supported and troubleshot remote customer systems* Configured and deployed PFSense for SSL VPNs for remote workers and L2TP/IPSEC tunnels to cloud providers* Implemented security practices and SELinux into all aspects of the stack. From the development environment, to the build servers, code repositories, artifact storage, and finally the end servers* Lead the push to open source portions of our infrastructure to help others in the community* Invited to and presented technology concepts to all members of the company during townhalls************ Director of paper jam resolution* Senior coffee pot filler* Lead printer rebooter* Developed and implemented tools that took the specs to the engineers

* Migrated proprietary data store codenamed "Ocean" to new environment ( "Phil do you trust this rsync thing with 5TB of data?" Yes, yes I do. )* Managed hundreds of SUSE 9/10/11 servers spanning multiple datacenters* Developed scripts for daily engineer use* Contribute to open source projects* Wrote documentation

* Built and maintained continuous integration, continuous delivery, and continuous deployment pipelines* Utilized Docker containers to build and deploy AWS cloud based applications* Wrote documentation

* Built and maintained continuous integration, continuous delivery, and continuous deployment pipelines* Utilized Docker containers to build and deploy AWS cloud based applications* Architected and currently building the operational portion of a globally distributed AWS cloud based data aggregation platform* Deployed Sensu monitoring and alerting system to Windows and Linux servers* Deployed and maintained log aggregation system consisting of ElasticSearch, FluentD, and Kibana to production systems* Trained team daily so that everyone grew in skill and knowledge of systems* Wrote documentation

* Provided daily user and application support* Configured and deployed Windows and Linux server backup system utilizing BareOS* Automated Linux tasks using shell and Saltstack* Created developer testing environment using Saltstack, Vagrant, and Docker* Developed command line utilities for engineer use* Deployed and administered Jira, Confluence, and Crowd* Assisted with network infrastructure upgrades* Managed highly available cluster of Xen servers* Wrote documentation on procedures, implemented new processes, and provided application training* Performed security assessment and vulnerability testing of Windows and Linux servers* Trained team daily so that everyone grew in skill and knowledge of systems* Wrote documentation

* Communicate with customers via phone and ticketing system* Manage RHEL 4,5, and 6 systems* Troubleshoot J2EE applications & Tomcat* Install/configure/performance tune Atlassian.com software* Manage and performance tune Apache and Nginx servers* Basic DBA work with MySQL and Postgres databases* Wrote documentation

* Acted as top user support contact and computer technician* Managed Apple XServers and Mac Mini servers* Administered OpenText’s FirstClass software for student/teacher interactions via email, instant messaging, and file sharing* Developed automated imaging solution for MacBooks and iMacs* Scripted and automated MySQL and company data backups to local NAS and offsite storage* Developed solution to manage “count day” information for students logging into the online school program all across Michigan* Troubleshot and repaired MacBooks/iMacs* Provisioned equipment and managed inventory* Developed easy-to-navigate user manuals, technical documentation, and knowledge database

No, I do not want to work on your junky computers anymore. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why.