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Oakland, CA, US

Folsom, California, US

Chicago, Illinois, US

I worked as an on-site contract writer for a global tech firm headquartered in Cupertino, CA. While embedded with their Marcom team, I developed both marketing and UX copy for Interactive Retail, on-device experiences for both in-store and Channel partners, Launch projects, their retail sites, ongoing retail updates, and a major overhaul of their online.

Clients: Microsoft, NerdWallet, Nokia, Schick Developed TV and radio scripts for the NerdWallet brand launch, a tech startup on behalf of small branding consultancy. Created sales material for Nokia’s new VR camera for Huge, Inc. In Oakland, CA. Created social engagement posts for Microsoft and direct response work for Schick.

San Francisco, CA, US

Clients: Dignity Health, Oakley, Union Bank, AAA, Columbus Salame, Aria, VMWare, VisaI've written enough print, radio, and video content for Dignity Health to fashion into a raft and spend a day on the bay. I worked on our Oakley pitch and subsequent campaigns after the win. I also helped to develop a site to help Visa DPS credit union clients overcome.

Chicago, Illinois, US

Copywriting for Buick, Cadillac, GMC, Chevy Silverado, Certified Service and assorted other projects like the now defunct art and culture blog, culturebombing.com, and most notably the Book Burning Party for Troy Library.

New York, NY, US

Worked on Grey Goose and Kiehl's.

Miami, Florida, US

Worked on a new business pitch and wrote the backstory of a product for Penguin clothing.

Portland, OR, US

Freelance copywriting for new business pitch and existing client.

Oakland, California, US

Proposed campaigns and ad concepts for Virgin America and Stride.

Richmond, Virginia, US

Single-handedly managed a network of 250 students and 20 faculty and staff on OS X computers using Creative Suite, Office and Final Cut Studio. Many dreary technical details shall go unmentioned, but I know how to use a lot of software.

London, England, GB

IT Contractor for Tek Systems on location.

Owned and operated a dial-up Internet service provider and web hosting company.

Government contractor for the US Marine Corps and other agencies. Primary duties were twofold. First, initial development, testing and deployment of a global statistics and tracking database for Marine Corps calibration equipment and their labs. Second, creation of multi-media training materials (HTML manuals, training videos, etc.) to teach soldiers in.

Parsippany, New Jersey, US

Sold bikes and Power Wheels. Tried to avoid having to stock the Barbie aisle during the holidays.

Explained the complex financial concept of car leasing over the phone to people of varying income, education, and interest levels. Also, located cars for aforementioned customers and prepared leases with their credit union.

Managed a crew of 11 and made a lot of fried chicken. I didn't get promoted high enough to learn the Colonel's secret recipe.

Master'S Of Science, Copywriting

B.A., Business

General Studies

Engineering