I love selling brands. I hate selling myself. So here are five quick things about me and my work. In, out, nobody gets hurt.1.) I've created campaigns for more iconic brands than you can shake an iPhone at. 2.) I'm a digital junkie. I love every freakin' thing about the web. 3.) I got my job in advertising in an unusual way. I won a national writing contest called "Write If You Want Work" the brainchild of mega best-selling author James Patterson (Along Came A Spider, Kiss The Girls) then chairman of J. Walter Thompson. My prize? Nothing. 4.) This is how I sum up my job. I help people fall in love with brands. Help agencies win new business. Build trustwith clients to help their brands skyrocket. Period. Exclamation point. 5.) I don't like to advertise this fact, but I'd do this job for free. It's my passion. Also, aside from advertising and marketing, I'm completely unemployable.