I teach improvisation in Adult (A-E, Advanced) and Youth and Teen (8-9, 10-11, 12-13, 14-18) programs, and dabble in the Wellness and Stand Up programs as well; I have also written for the Second City Network, with features in Chicago's Red Eye and The Huffington Post.

My company writes me words with other companies to recite to different companies in company with other company members. I keep good company.

-Onion Sports contributor, headlines and features-Onion Video contributor-former contributor to Onion News Network, "Owner's Box" Fantasy Football series

- Perform plays and hold workshops in Chicago-area schools to instill values of empathy, tolerance, respect- Facilitator of "No Secrets" sexual abuse prevention program, a grant-funded performance, classroom workshop, and saferoom program in Chicago Public Schools

I devise creative solutions for businesses in their goals to engage internal and external audiences with the messages of motivation, inspiration, and joy, generally by writing on a laptop at home and then traveling to different studios where I then run around, delicately balancing that laptop. Sketch and keynote writing, facilitation and on-camera performance, talent management and live event production if you want the specifics, soup to nuts client management if you want the generics, Fortune 100 national programming if you want the highlights.

Recruit students, hire teachers, write curriculum, produce shows. There's gotta be a sleep in there somewhere.

Perform and host ComedySportz-brand matches for everyone, and do some off-the-field training and teaching as well (Allstate to Xerox...still looking for a Z company in there).

-Topical and evergreen humor pieces on culture for the Network and shared with publications including RedEye and Huffington Post

o Maintained and updated Raiser’s Edge database of over 200,000 donors to hospital in 40+ year historyo Created mailing lists and aggregated donor data for gift officers in mission to raise over $46 million in FY14o Trained incoming staff on database skills and strategized with senior officers on readiness of new employees

o Supported management in recruiting, hiring and training staff for 2012-13 CTD Saturday Enrichment Program o Provided phone and e-mail support to families in reviewing student applications and procuring admission datao Edited/revised course guides, student evaluations for 2012-13 program year and gifted student testing reports o Identified targets for program growth in Chicagoland area through analysis of five years of enrollment databases

o Administered operations and assisted billing school districts for accounts totaling $1.2 million in 2012 o Presented program door-to-door for parents, in small groups for teachers, 1-on-1 for administrators o Recruited teachers through marketing, fairs for in-school and offsite tutoring programs in Chicago areao Trained over 300 teachers/tutors in technological/curricular/company requirements/policieso Direct report for 25 site managers/office staff; gave directives for in-school objectives for employeeso Created, maintained databases tracking attendance and achievement for company’s 1300+ studentso Manually devised curriculum program for students including ELL and special needs programso Monitored contracts to comply with vendor/school requirements in full, ensuring on-time paymento Cultivated relationships with Chicago Public School administrators w/85% 2011 program retention rate o Created Supplemental Educational Service programs totaling >$350,000 in first year w/40 days notice

o Assisted with exam proctoring for John Marshall and Loyola Law Schools o Delivered confidential information from classrooms to grading offices

o Education content and supply management for at-risk youth in Chicago Public Schools o Monitor classroom program, composition of reports on content, conduct, production, discussion with school and program administrators o Event coordinator for in-school programs and celebrations for achieving academic goalso Contact point between school, parents, and program for absent/missing students; home visits for any non-attending childreno Canvasser on streets and registrar in schools for free after-school tutoring program; disseminate information on program through direct mail, in-school meetings, parent phone calls

o Budget reconciliation and budget planningo Customer service via e-mail and phone for everything from cordial follow-ups to irate first-timerso Assistance with in-house consultations for prospective clientso Supply chain maintenance between publisher, producer, designer, client

o Lesson planning, classroom management, teachingo Work with department/administration to implement Individualized Education Plans/state standards for studentso Oversee school drama program in Massachusetts State Drama Guild festivalo Maintain blackbox theatre for student/classroom use