Official Master Of Tickles
CurrentIn 2013, a Harvard and MIT joint study found that regular tickling under the arms and around the stomach region can reduced stress by .005%, eight years later I got a call from John O. Brennan asking if I would come tickle agents at Langley, it's the honor of a lifetime for gemini rising like myself. I couldn't ask for a more ticklish bunch and the laughter is as infectious as chemical warfare. Seeing the smiles on my clients faces is payment enough, but I can't argue the extremely generous government contract. I can't speak more highly of being in the employ of the CIA!